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| The town hall may not have been hoppin' on this particular day but it sure was during the summer Wedding season. |
Saints
Words and Music by Chris Skellenger
"A Wedding at the town hall, the ‘Horndogs at the Tavern and a Polka Dance at St.Rita's....all at once, it was like the triple crown of small town Saturday nights. The line in this song about defending against Liberal Solutions is, of course, as tongue in cheek as I can possibly get..."
Everyone's dancing in Cedar tonight
the town hall is hoppin',
the tavern is hoppin',
St. Rita's is hoppin',
and the moon's shining bright.
All the drunken smelt dippers
and teenage first kissers
everyone's dancing in Cedar tonight.
Well here's to St. Mary
she's so full of grace
out back in her bathtub
defending the place.
From War and pollution
and liberal solutions
to the everyday problems
of the whole human race.
And here's to St. Gary,
he fixes my Ford.
It's a rusted old pick-em-up
with a dent in the door.
Over hill over dale
and the hot dusty trail
where the wheels grow weary
but the heart never fails.
And Everyone's dancing in Cedar tonight
the town hall is hoppin',
the tavern is hoppin',
St. Rita's is hoppin',
and the moon's shining bright.
All the drunken smelt dippers
and two twisted sisters
everyone's dancing in Cedar tonight.
Here come the monsters
and here comes the clowns
and there go the corn fields
and small country towns.
The fields and the farms
fade away bit by bit
where one man's manure
is another man's...
Everyone's dancing in Cedar tonight
The town hall is hoppin',
The tavern is hoppin',
St. Rita's is hoppin',
And the moon's shining bright.
All the drunken smelt dippers
And teenage first kissers
Everyone's dancin in Cedar tonight.
Yeah, everyone's dancing in Cedar tonight.